real talk, episode #8 excerpt.
dan: you guys really feel like you have it that much together? that you have that much over me?
nick: well...
dan: i just want to say... nick. no job. living in a closet, full of spiders and millipedes. bemo lives at home with his parents. works as a waiter. you guys aren't captains of industry. how can you say anything to me?
bemo: at least i have some forethought about where i want to go.
dan: what?
bemo: i have a goal, i want to go to grad school. i want to do something with my life.
nick: i got dreams!
bemo: yeah, i got dreams too, man. where are your dreams?
nick: fucking in the shit hole that you crawled out of.
bemo: he didnt crawl out. he's living in it.
nick: he didnt crawl out because he doesnt have any arms or legs cause he's a fucking worm. he slithered out. someone SHIT you out. satan. satan's fucking shit baby. made out of shit. your life is shit. you ARE shit.
bemo: dan you gotta say something.
dan: i dont know how to respond to that. it's like if two homeless people were giving me advice!
Apr 21st