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2009

November 136
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April 160
March 138
February 120
January 87

2008

June 41
May 32
April 36
March 27
February
January
Oct 31st

Vicebox 320 died.

ronisolomondds: I am awfully distraught.  After three years of snky snky entertainment, my highly...
Oct 31st
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natalieejean: blairwaldorfs: likespancakes: mike-: halvo: titanics: ...
Oct 31st
eyeheartroc: (via seriousdelirium) Okay, so we’re not the...
Oct 31st
Russian Lumberjack Zombie. Zomebie-walk here I come.
Oct 31st
Oct 30th
You are pretty when you want to be Rochester.
Oct 30th
Fake beard = check. Time to drive home.
Oct 30th
Complete geometrical analysis of the outline of the Amati...
Oct 30th
She feeds me water when I’ve had a drink or ten.
Oct 30th
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UYD Craigslist frat boys (via UhhYeahDude) You’re right Emily. This shit is hilarious.
Oct 29th
Self-portrait (unfinished). Done completely with type (on a...
Oct 29th

Actionscript

I’ve heard people say that Flash is on it’s way out. And I’ve heard the opposite. ...
Oct 29th

similar

Professor: Oh, I think coupons are great. I love using them when I can. Student: Do you have any...
Oct 29th

octaves and harmonies

On Saturday night I was driving with Greta to the party at my house. We passed Acme and there we a...
Oct 28th
travelsizegreta: margot and ritchie tenenbaum = rob and...
Oct 28th
Oh. Hey Tony.
Oct 28th
heathershae: This was a lot more enjoyable than staring at...
Oct 28th
pffttthahahahah.
Oct 27th
“Since Zeus was a Ron Jeremy-esque man-whore back in the day,...”
— Badass of the Week: Perseus
Oct 27th
Note to self: don’t chew gum on an empty stomach. It causes horrible pains.
Oct 27th
via www.freemania.net Dear Lynda.com, I know, I know...
Oct 27th
travelsizegreta: you and me Aha!
Oct 27th

communication

I’ve read this joke so many times in video game comics but never actually experienced it first...
Oct 26th
via ecx.images-amazon.com On a huge Latterman kick right...
Oct 26th

I'm so in love with life right now.

benternet: But, I’m also drunk. Either way, I feel good. And I feel like this is worth a tumblr...
Oct 25th
best way to spend a saturday morning.
Oct 24th
Oct 24th
Frog-Aqua-Man!
Oct 24th
ps. i got a whole sleeve done today. color and all.
Oct 23rd
littlejess: “going to start binding soon” means “going to...
Oct 23rd
nickmaynard: a lot of people would say that listening to your own music a lot is akin to...
Oct 23rd
via www.americanelf.com
Oct 23rd
jwelker: jessiebarber: • 99% of church-goers suck. Wait....
Oct 23rd
punks start dealing with their own white privilege we tell all the boys stop being so fucking...
Oct 23rd
nexusbex: mezmer. i would never leave my room. (via...
Oct 22nd
zenhabits: (via minimalmac & boing boing)
Oct 22nd
whatitsliketodie: itiswellwithmysoul: howhelovestuyyo ...
Oct 22nd
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Oct 22nd
God bless the Sharpie fine/ultra fine twin cap.
Oct 22nd
This much rice please.
Oct 22nd
nexusbex: i <3 Rochester. chuckwashere: ...
Oct 21st
hungry and at work gpoyw.
Oct 21st
benternet: Strip 90. Someday, I’ll Be Beardly. This is...
Oct 21st
alyssamarzolf: loveyourchaos: ...
Oct 20th
riiiicolaaaa: disturbingimages: alexzomg: ...
Oct 20th
40-something mom and goth/hippie girl in my 2D class love to talk. and they sit across from one...
Oct 20th
A little while ago this ad was some girl with huge boobs....
Oct 19th

Question #1.

Reading about how for beginner web designers, its better to begin by doing all your code by hand as...
Oct 19th
What are these bees doing to each another on my winshield?
Oct 19th

i want to be a part of it.

(via littlejess) HEY! you are.
Oct 19th
Thanks for the Pendleton wool shirt mom. I like it.
Oct 19th
ronisolomondds: Married to the Sea. heh.
Oct 19th
Post-coital laugh fests.
Oct 19th
RochesterRochesterRochester.
Oct 18th
24-hour hangout marathon with Greta. About 23 hours deep.
Oct 18th
TOO MUCH POPCORN.
Oct 18th
Greta makes popcorn!
Oct 18th
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(via Google Video) Play It Through - Monster Party. The Play It Through series is the nerd’s...
Oct 17th
pixelstyle: Monster Party, NES - 1989 Monster Party was...
Oct 17th
“I’M NOT DEAF AND I’M”
— “I’M NOT DEAF AND...
Oct 17th
nexusbex: toooo good. (via hellsoap) i cannot stop...
Oct 16th
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eccentriccelia: fuckyeahrocknroll: Green Day - Longview YAY! For old Green Day stuff….. ...
Oct 16th
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I Just Wanna Be Glenn [Declan with Josh] (via joshmordecai) These are my roommates, Declan and Josh...
Oct 16th

fun

Who wants to come over tonight? I’m buying a six-pack of woodchuck and planning on getting...
Oct 16th
About to take my Art History exam. A bit excited about it. Weird?
Oct 16th
thedailywhat: /obligatory. [via.] Keep ‘em...
Oct 15th
cakecrumbs: greeneyedmonster: cherylboberyl: i ate breakfast next to and was handed ketchup by...
Oct 15th
Boy trapped in Balloon! Flight of the Navigator!
Oct 15th
littlejess: elengberg GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG
Oct 15th
Helpful financial aid lady reminded me of Scott Thompson. She even called me ‘Buddy’.
Oct 15th
eyeheartroc: Really now, who’s all for condoning stoning?
Oct 15th
Art History vocab and slide flashcards. Buuhhhh.
Oct 15th
Oct 14th
Who ordered Baskin-Robbins?
Oct 14th
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Silverchair - Tomorrow (Uncut Bloody Version) (via gRUNgEnOTdeAd101) Ah shit. I feel a Silverchair...
Oct 14th
alisable: oh, penny arcade. Dang girl. You best be careful...
Oct 14th

at times

Sometimes when something is annoying or frustrating or life is sucking for like, 30 minutes, it...
Oct 14th
I will continue to wear them until they are dust.
Oct 13th
julietaregina: suicideblonde: Autumn by Mucha (1900) ...
Oct 13th
Shujinko the kamidogo is in my trousers - Elliott
Oct 13th
travelsizegreta: “i love you too - a fuckin’ lot!” ...
Oct 13th
trudymade: (via capnskull) I see what you did there.
Oct 13th

I haven't been bored in over ten years.

(via elliotttt) same here, elliott. same here.
Oct 13th
littlejess: exactly. I remember this from that Crimethinc...
Oct 13th
littlejess: androgynizeme: Clea Duvall
Oct 12th

HP 9999/9999

Unmet expectations are ok. I will grow and learn from them. I have a full heart and support.
Oct 12th
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oct 11th
My uncle’s cat Trumpet.
Oct 11th
One of the reasons that I like her so much is that she...
Oct 9th

things i did not realize i really...

littlejess: jazz music. monogamy. time alone. solid-color shirts. feta cheese. my...
Oct 9th
Worst part about being a small and skinny dude: Automatic flush toilets flush while I’m still...
Oct 9th
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littlejess: 10/7/09  rochester, ny peaceful protest/march against the war gets broken up by a group...
Oct 8th
The Exquisite Death of BC Mostyn. GPOYW edition. Three 12+...
Oct 8th
nikkigraziano: it’s 12:10 a.m. and i’ve got a 5-6 page paper...
Oct 7th
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alyssamarzolf: budd/alyssa collaboration! i did the video and the editing, and budd did the music...
Oct 7th
My 2D designs on display.
Oct 7th
FUCK BEER.
Oct 7th

Co-worker

Co-worker: Dude, check it out. This is what I thought your last name was.
Me: Ah, it's ok. People mess it up all the time.
Co-worker: No way. This is busted. Lemme pull up my contact list on mail. You'll see. I messed it up good.
Me: Alright show me.
*I look*
Me: Robert BALTZARD?! You thought my last name was BALTZARD?
Co-worker: Haha yeah it was late and I was updating my contacts on my iPhone. Baltzard is what stuck.
Oct 6th
Shame and Quivers. Destroy Nate Allen just finished.
Oct 6th
littlejess: go slow. (via lesbihonest)
Oct 5th
Today’s Agenda Finish chapters for Stress...
Oct 4th
“Creativity is two parts imagination, one part organization,...”
— - My stress management text. ...
Oct 4th
Trav goes grocery shopping.
Oct 4th
Oct 4th
Girlfriend and I made dinner. Now eating and watching Wonder...
Oct 3rd
alisable: Maybe I should have been more specific when I told Mike we needed more help on...
Oct 3rd
via artfiles.art.com Watching this for the first time ever.
Oct 3rd
ohthephotography: No this isn’t a photo I’m looking to...
Oct 3rd
ohmercyme2: image by mollyclifford words by...
Oct 3rd
I found a Rochester city logo stamper.
Oct 2nd
Just saw a bro get cock-blocked.
Oct 2nd
via photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net Look ma, I sing now.
Oct 2nd
(via ohthephotography) Can always rely on Pat Stefano.
Oct 2nd

crit

So today we hung up our semi-finished illusionistic designs. We had to take one panel from our...
Oct 1st

i once wrote, if a relationship can...

littlejess: i stand by this statement with cautious-yet-confident optimism. coat & blanket...
Oct 1st
littlejess: (via zaftig) HA!
Oct 1st
The brand name of our garbage disposal.
Oct 1st