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The Limousines - Very Busy People [HQ] (via ProjectPeanut)
we’ll end up numb from playing video games and we’ll get sick of having sex and we’ll get fat from eating candy as we drink ourselves to death, we’ll stay up late making mix tapes photoshopping pictures of ourselves while we masturbate to these pixelated videos of strangers fucking themselves - we are very busy people - we are very busy people - there’s crusty socks and stacks of pizza boxes making trails straight to the bed. and when we’re done sleeping we’ll stay busy dreaming of the things we don’t have yet - well there’s a long long list of chores and shit to do before we play, oh let’s just piss away the day - crank call the cops down at the station just for friendly conversation requesting songs they never play - let’s hear the one that goes like we are very busy people but we’ve always got time for new friends… so come on over and knock on our door, it’s open, what’s ya waiting for, we might be spawled out on the floor but we still make lovely company, pull up a chair i’ll pour some tea - we’ll shoot the shit ‘bout everything til you get sick of politics and flip on the tv screen, we stare at the tv screen….. that donnie darko DVD has been repeating for a week and we know every single word, i’ve got an ipod like a pirate ship i’ll sail the seas with fifty thousand song i’ve never heard - all the best of them go fa la la la la la la la…
Finishing up the EP design. By popular request, I’m going to use a drawing my then 4 year old cousin did of me for the cover. The rest will be minimal but effective.
Also need to design a cover for a mix I’m working on entitled “Asleep in Space”. It’s a good spacey/sleep mix for all you cosmonauts.
Elliot and JD - The Morning After (via PeppermintPepperoni)
So Scrubs is my Summer ‘09 show.
Nothin’ To You by Two GallantsFuck yes, this is a straight-up jam.
auto-reblog. one of their best songs.
- Bought everyone in the bar a drink
- Swam with wild dolphins
- Climbed a mountain
- Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
- Been inside the Great Pyramid
- Held a tarantula
- Taken a candlelit bath with someone
- Said “I love you” and meant it
- Hugged a tree
- Bungee jumped
- Visited Paris
- Watched a lightning storm at sea - from the shore
- Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
- Seen the Northern Lights
- Gone to a huge sports game
- Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
- Grown and eaten your own vegetables
- Touched an iceberg
- Slept under the stars
- Changed a baby’s diaper
- Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
- Watched a meteor shower
- Gotten drunk on champagne
- Given more than you can afford to charity
- Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
- Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
- Had a food fight
- Bet on a winning horse
- Asked out a stranger
- Had a snowball fight
- Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
- Held a lamb
- Seen a total eclipse
- Ridden a roller coaster
- Hit a home run
- Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
- Adopted an accent for an entire day
- Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
- Had two hard drives for your computer
- Visited all 50 states
- Taken care of someone who was drunk
- Had amazing friends
- Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
- Watched wild whales
- Stolen a sign
- Backpacked in Europe
- Taken a road-trip
- Gone rock climbing
- Midnight walk on the beach
- Gone sky diving
- Visited Ireland
- Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
- In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
- Visited Japan
- Milked a cow
- Alphabetized your CDs
- Pretended to be a superhero
- Sung karaoke
- Lounged around in bed all day
- Played touch football
- Gone scuba diving
- Kissed in the rain
- Played in the mud
- Played in the rain
- Gone to a drive-in theater
- Visited the Great Wall of China
- Started a business
- Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
- Toured ancient sites
- Taken a martial arts class
- Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
- Gotten married
- Been in a movie
- Crashed a party
- Gotten divorced
- Gone without food for 5 days
- Made cookies from scratch
- Won first prize in a costume contest
- Ridden a gondola in Venice
- Gotten a tattoo
- Rafted the Snake River
- Been on television news programs as an “expert”
- Got flowers for no reason
- Performed on stage
- Been to Las Vegas
- Recorded music
- Eaten shark
- Kissed on the first date
- Gone to Thailand
- Bought a house
- Been in a combat zone
- Buried one/both of your parents
- Been on a cruise ship
- Spoken more than one language fluently well enough to have a decent conversation
- Performed in Rocky Horror
- Raised children
- Followed your favourite band/singer on tour
- Started your own wiki
- Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
- Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
- Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
- Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
- Had plastic surgery
- Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
- Wrote articles for a large publication
- Lost over 100 pounds
- Held someone while they were having a flashback
- Piloted an airplane
- Touched a stingray
- Broken someone’s heart
- Helped an animal give birth
- Won money on a T.V. game show
- Broken a bone
- Gone on an African photo safari
- Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
- Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
- Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
- Ridden a horse
- Had major surgery
- Had a snake as a pet
- Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
- Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
- Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
- Visited all 7 continents
- Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
- Eaten kangaroo meat
- Eaten sushi
- Had your picture in the newspaper
- Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
- Gone back to school
- Parasailed
- Touched a cockroach
- Eaten fried green tomatoes
- Read The Iliad
- Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
- Killed and prepared an animal for eating
- Skipped all your school reunions (well, there was only the one…)
- Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
- Been elected to public office
- Written your own computer language
- Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
- Had to put someone you love into hospice care
- Built your own PC from parts
- Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
- Had a booth at a street fair
- Dyed your hair
- Been a DJ
- Shaved your head
- Caused a car accident
- Saved someone’s life
I feel like I haven’t lived.
It’s interesting to tabulate the memories into lists.